He's got some kind of devilish computer problem that no one can figure out.
He cannot access this board.
Beats the hell out of me.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
-- George Carlin