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Postby Ishtar » Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:32 am

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Postby Rokcet Scientist » Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:14 pm

Most of them are simply dildos, ish.
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Postby Ishtar » Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:45 am

A dildo that reads "Saviour of the World"? :shock:

Perhaps Ann Summers should start a new line?
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Postby War Arrow » Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:57 am

Daybrown wrote:Oh yes; some of my friends are boy toys. One of them has a problem now with a fag hag. Its an ancient institution. We all know what a buddha looks like; the little pot bellied bald headed fellow. But look at http://www.dc-pc.org/artifax/artifax.html ; give it a minute, there's lotsa jpgs. But just above the last, the rotund merchants, we see an example of a Kuchan Bodhisattvah.

Long black curly hair. thin waist with thunder thighs and bronze buns. broad shoulders, whispy whiskers, and those prehensile fingers fondling his pearls. This is but one of scores of such boy toys in the frescos of the Buddhist temples at Sibushi, 12 miles north of Kucha.

Kucha was run by women. Closer to the top of the link is a Minoan fresco at Thera, depicting the city of At Lunus. Here we see the penthouse balconies all have women, and if any men are present, they are behind. Down at the dock, there's a line of 19 barebreasted girls in miniskirts to welcome the sailors.

Which is why the boys are rowing so hard. Were men in charge, the king with his goon squad would be on the dock. Women can have big egos, but lacking testosterone, not quite as big. After all, they like boy toys, but they dont try to fill a while palace with them. One at a time will do.



Well, for a start I-

Hey! Wait a minute! Which thread is this?
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Postby Ishtar » Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:01 am

:lol: :lol:

However, War ... it's not quite the same as Daybrown, as we're not wanking off as we post and we are also capable of talking on other topics!

Btw - I don't know what prehensile fingers are .. but they won't be coming near any of my pearls!
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Postby Minimalist » Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:26 am

Doesn't "Kosmos" mean 'universe', as well?
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.

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Postby Ishtar » Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:53 am

It's all Greek to me, Min. :D
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Postby Minimalist » Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:05 am

Hey, "Savior of the Universe" works just as well though.....if a tad presumptuous.
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.

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Postby War Arrow » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:12 pm

Ishtar wrote::lol: :lol:

However, War ... it's not quite the same as Daybrown, as we're not wanking off as we post...

That's right. We're not. Absolutely not. No way. Not me. Never would I do such a thing. :oops:

Disclaimer: given the nature of the internet I should probably point out that this post employs comic timing and is therefore intended solely for the purposes of amusing other posters. Mr. Arrow wishes it to be known that, in the event of it requiring statement, he has not, nor would he ever consider burping the worm whilst perusing online discussions of archaeological material.
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Postby Ishtar » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:57 pm

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I know most of you guys are only in here for the porn, but it turns out that there is a proper mythological explanation for the above cock if you can bring yourselves to listen. :lol:

I've been reading about Socrates, who on the verge of his execution, says to his disciple: "Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt."

This is because the Greek philosophers, who were all initiated into the Eleusinian mysteries, regarded death as the last and greatest initiation. In the Samothracian Mysteries, the cock or rooster was a phallic symbol sacred to the sun. The Greeks would also sacrifice a rooster to the gods when entering the Eleusinian Mysteries.

So this is probably why the above phallic symbol was found in the vaults of the Vatican. And also probably why the rooster crows three times in the New Testament just before Jesus is taken to his execution.

See... I knew there'd be a good reason for it! :lol:
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Postby Rokcet Scientist » Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:47 pm

Ishtar wrote:See... I knew there'd be a good reason for it! :lol:


Yeah! Well, the WMDs were also a good reason. For war...
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